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Volume 52
(January to June 1867) | Punch, 52 (1867), [vi]–[ix].
 Introduction Anon Genre: | Notes | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Medical Practitioners |
Under 'Notes', summarises forthcoming articles on the 'Great' political
'Medicine Man' (Anon, 'The Great Medicine-Man (A New Canto of
Hia-Watha)', Punch, 52 (1867), 79), on
Henry Cole
Cole, Sir Henry
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Charles
Babbage
Babbage, Charles
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Babbage's Paradise', Punch, 52 (1867), 187).
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 The Calendar C H B, pseud.
[Charles H Bennett]
Bennett, Charles Henry
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Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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[Charles H Bennett]
Bennett, Charles Henry
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Scientific Practitioners, Telegraphy, Natural History, Botany,
Astronomy, Electricity, Electrochemistry, Philosophy, Architecture,
Mathematics, Chemistry, Statistics, Metaphysics, Light, Manufactories |
The illustration, which surrounds and appears in a window within the
calendar, shows cartoons of signs of the zodiac through which the 1866 Atlantic
telegraph cable is woven. In the window, Mr Punch holds both ends of the cable,
at the extremes of which are small mouths with teeth. The calendar is marked by
significant dates associated with several scientific practitioners:
Carl Linnaeus
Linnaeus (or von Linné), Carl
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Benjamin
Franklin
Franklin, Benjamin
(1706–90)
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Luigi Galvani
Galvani, Luigi
(1737–98)
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Nicholas
Copernicus
Copernicus, Nicholas
(1473–1543)
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David Hume
Hume, David
(1711–76)
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Christopher
Wren
Wren, Sir Christopher
(1632–1723)
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Joseph
Priestley
Priestley, Joseph
(1733–1804)
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Georges L Leclerc, comte de
Buffon
Buffon, Georges-Louis Leclerc,
comte de
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John Graunt
Graunt, John
(1620–74)
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Georges Cuvier
Cuvier, Georges
(1769–1832)
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Roger Bacon
Bacon, Roger
(c. 1219–c. 1292)
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Matthew
Boulton
Boulton, Matthew
(1728–1809)
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August Comte
Comte, Isidore Auguste Marie François Xavier
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Dominique F J
Arago
Arago, Dominique François Jean
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Leibniz
Leibniz, Gottfried Wilhelm
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View the register entry >>. The calendar also commemorates the introduction of 'Gas' on
16 August.
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Punch, 52 (1867), [ii].
 A Matter of Taste Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Entomology |
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Punch, 52 (1867), [ii].
 To Homeopaths Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Homeopathy, Crime |
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Punch, 52 (1867), [iv].
 Persons who Ought to be Volunteers Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | War, Medical Practitioners, Mathematics, Light |
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Punch, 52 (1867), [iv].
 Voices of the Stars Anon
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Punch, 52 (1867), [iv].
 A Rash Act Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Vaccination |
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Punch, 52 (1867), [v].
 Horticultural Hints for Everybody and Always Anon Genre: | Instructions, Drollery | Subjects: | Horticulture, Human Development |
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Punch, 52 (1867), [vi].
 Punch's Proverbs Anon Genre: | Catechism, Drollery | Subjects: | Alchemy, Medical Practitioners |
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Punch, 52 (1867), [vii].
 The Thoughts of a Miser Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Homeopathy, Medical Treatment, Heat |
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Punch, 52 (1867), [viii].
 The Self-Acting Stock Broker's Thermometer C H B, pseud.
[Charles H Bennett]
Bennett, Charles Henry
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[Charles H Bennett]
Bennett, Charles Henry
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Meteorology, Instruments, Commerce |
Shows a barometer that is calibrated in terms of the bank rate percentage
and the emotional state of a stockbroker digesting news of the fate of his
investments. The lowest level, '10 per cent', corresponds to 'Despair' and
shows the stockbroker furiously receiving news of a bankruptcy; the highest
level, '6 per cent', corresponds to 'Joy', and shows the broker merrily tossing
his earnings between his hands. Around the top and bottom of the thermometer
are carved bulls and bears—references to the different types of stock
market trader.
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Punch, 52 (1867), [x].
 The Tables Turned at the "Zoo" D M, pseud.
[George L P B Du Maurier]
Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson
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[George L P B Du Maurier]
Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson
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Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Zoological Gardens, Evolution, Animal Development, Animal Behaviour,
Human Development |
Shows the
Zoological Society Gardens
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where the animals and humans have swapped places: the humans are kept in cages,
and various animals (including elephants, hippopotamuses, and a gorilla) are
clad in the fashion of the period, and are peering into the cages and enjoying
walks around the parks.
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Punch, 52 (1867), [x].
 Success in Life D M, pseud.
[George L P B Du Maurier]
Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson
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[George L P B Du Maurier]
Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson
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Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Medical Practitioners, Gender, Periodicals, Reading, Human
Development |
Shows Dr Elisabeth Squills sitting at a dinner table where she looks at a
copy of the
Lancet
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a cup of tea poured by her husband. Near the table, children play on a harp and
rocking-horse. The caption reveals that she is so busy that she 'has barely
time to snatch a hurried meal and hasty peep at the periodicals of the day in
her husband's boudoir'.
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Punch, 52 (1867), [xii].
 The Idle Apprentice C H B, pseud.
[Charles H Bennett]
Bennett, Charles Henry
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[Charles H Bennett]
Bennett, Charles Henry
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Industry, Commerce, Railways, Transport, Crime, Charlatanry |
Depicts the story of Sam, an 'idle boy', who makes money by 'bri-bing and
cor-rup-ting ho-nest e-l-ec-tors' (a reference to bribery and corruption during
elections in 1866) and who adds to his fortunes as 'contrac-tor for the A B C
Rail-way' (a reference to
Samuel M Peto
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was contractor for the bankrupted
London, Chatham, and Dover
Railway Company
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the 'Industrious Apprentice' who plods his way through life but, despite making
'a fortune', in 'old age' invested his money in 'Sam's Railway' which, on going
bankrupt, could not redeem Tom's debentures. This is a further allusion to the
London, Chatham, and Dover company which failed to pay its debenture
holders.
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Issue 1330 (5 January 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 4.
 Our Parting Kick Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | Animal Husbandry, Disease |
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Punch, 52 (1867), 7.
 Safety for Soldiers Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Military Technology, Steamships, War |
Noting the widespread interest in weapons of war in newspapers, discusses an
extract from a report of a new aluminium cuirass, an invention that
Punch thinks will make soldiers as 'shot proof' as 'floating
turrets'.
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Issue 1331 (12 January 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 11.
 Medical Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Reportage, Spoof | Subjects: | Disease, Gender |
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Punch, 52 (1867), 11.
 Europe's Christmas-Tree Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Military Technology, War |
Describes the gifts given to various European monarchs and statesmen. Notes
that
King Wilhelm
I
Wilhelm I, Emperor of Germany and King of
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Emperor
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Napoleon III, Emperor of France (originally
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(1808–73)
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'breech-loading, rifled / Ship cannon'.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 14.
 A Queer Christmas Day Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Nutrition, Lecturing, Phrenology, Physiology, Temperance |
Discusses an article in
The Times
The Times
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William
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and the 'mental provender' supplied by Lawson, the latter being a reference to
the 'lecturing on phrenology, co-operation, vegetarianism and physiology'
presented at 'intervals' during Christmas day. Suggests that phrenology would
show that 'the development of vegetarians coincided with that of teetotallers,
and that both were also equal in quantity of brain'.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 17.
 Annus Plorabilis Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | Animal Husbandry, Disease, Mining, Accidents |
A bleak assessment of the events of 1866, including laments for 'A murrain
on our herds and flocks, / With watchful Cholera at its side' and that
'Death-dealing [...] Kindled the spark the mine that fired. / Its hundreds at a
stroke to slay'.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 17.
 Annus Mirabilis Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | Animal Husbandry, Disease, Sanitation, Health |
A companion and contrasting poem to
Anon, 'Annus Plorabilis', Punch, 52 (1867), 17, this is written from the perspective
of the year 1866. Focusing on some of the issues covered in the previous poem,
1866 defends the fact that it brought 'blessing' to 'Murrain and Plague [...]
Guarding the dirt that breeds disease', and that it proved 'Pestilence another
name / For duty shirked, and work ill-done' and 'where air, light, and water
came, / How baffled Cholera must run'.
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 White Upon Black Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Utilitarianism, Class, Education, Industry, Mathematics |
Following the discussion in
Anon, 'The Queen in the Black Country', Punch, 51 (1866), 238,
, Anon, 'The Black Country. Is it as Black as Mr. Punch has Painted it?', Punch, 51 (1866), 240–41, and
, Anon, 'The Black Country, Not all Black', Punch, 51 (1866), 262, this continues Mr Punch's defence
of his claim that Wolverhampton is an industrialised 'Black Country'. It
presents an extract from 'His correspondent' in Paris, who describes the
surprisingly civilised lifestyles of inhabitants of a 'small "black country"'
around an iron foundry in France (this is a reference to the firm established
by
Joseph E
Schneider
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the factory workers built and owned the factory and praises the education of
the children of miners and ironworkers, children who are able to sit
'historical and scientific examinations' and who were not 'allowed to leave the
school for the workshop till they could read and write well, and do some
arithmetic'. Punch deems this 'no community of hammer-men in Utopia' but
an admirable community along the lines of 'Bilston, Tipton, or Dudley'. Admires
the way that the 'proprietors' of the iron foundry have accomplished this and
suggests that firms in 'our Black Country' should do the same.
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 Mr. Punch to
Mr. Bright
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View the register entry >> Anon Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Politics, Government, Machinery |
Debates some of the questions associated with parliamentary reform and in
particular Bright's aggressive tactics. He tells Bright to 'fight through this
coming campaign like gentleman' and that he will support a reform bill that
will give suffrage 'to the intelligent, moral, self-respecting Artisan' who
'lives in a decent home' and who educates his children. He warns, however, that
the 'Constitution of England is too solemn and serious a thing to be played
with', pointing out that it 'contains its own machinery for its improvement,
and that machinery shall be worked, and it will work admirably, as of old'.
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Issue 1332 (19 January 1867) | Expand
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 Mems. Made in the Frost. By A. S. Cator Anon
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 Variation on the Bones Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Anatomy, Religious Authority |
Suggests that a recent lecture 'On the Skeletons of the Primates' was given
by permission of the primates of Canterbury, York, and Dublin.
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 A Little Word for Little Birds A Cock Sparrow
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Condemns the gamekeeper who shot 'seven specimens of the Bohemian wax-wing'.
Points out that there was no reason to slaughter these 'harmless, unoffending
little birds' and that 'we ought to do our best to encourage' such 'rare and
interesting' birds to 'live with us'
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Punch, 52 (1867), 37.
 Honour to
Victor
Hugo
Hugo, Victor Marie
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View the register entry >>! Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Nutrition, Education, Human Development, Physiology |
Discusses an article describing Victor Hugo's establishment of a programme
to feed 'forty children once or twice a week', a programme based on his belief
that 'good meat and wine [...] are necessary to the proper nurture of young
people'. Adds that Hugo 'well knows' the need to nourish the brain.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 38.
 The Medical Warbler Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | Disease, Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, Accidents |
Describes the various ailments, diseases, and injuries from which people
suffer due to 'that wind which blows hard frost and snow', and the benefits of
this 'Medico-surgical weather' to the medical profession.
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 Mr. Punch's Designs for the New
National
Gallery
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[Charles H Bennett]
Bennett, Charles Henry
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[Charles H Bennett]
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Exhibitions, Architecture, Astronomy, Light, Instruments,
Representation |
Includes a design based on the 'Telescopic Style' in which the classical
columns are carved in the shape of telescopes. The caption urges
Matthew D
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Issue 1334 (2 February 1867) | Expand
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 The Exhibition of '67 Anon Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Exhibitions, Invention, Technology, Domestic Economy, Zoological
Gardens |
The writer complains that he has not been allowed to display his patented
inventions at the
Exposition Universelle
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'pocket' versions of everyday objects, including a 'Pocket Poker, with tongs
and shovel to match', and a 'Portable Stove and General Kitchen Apparatus'.
Concludes by announcing his plans to build a 'portable Zoological Gardens'.
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 Hit Him Hard! Tom Tough, HMS Boxer
Tough, Tom (of HMS Boxer)
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Written from the perspective of a slightly illiterate and bluff seaman, this
letter is addressed to 'Mr Punch, at the Head of the Fleet', whom the
author urges to 'fight well no matter whether it Be with Frigates or with
Fistes', and that they should 'hit hard' and 'stand Punishment'. He praises
William
Palliser's
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like a Flash of virtuous indignation', remarking 'Ain't it Wonderful what
Science can Do when stimulated By pluck and patted on the Back by the 1st Lords
of the
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that the Navy's use of copper shield and fast shots confirms that Britannia
'rules the Waves as heretofore', but in a postscript asks why none of the ships
that 'mrs. england' is always buying is fit for action.
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 Ozone (An Ode to Meteorological Observers) Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | Meteorology, Gas Chemistry, Chemistry, Disease, Health,
Language |
Begins by pondering the connotations of ozone and then notes that it is 'An
essence rare', although 'Not much about it is known'. Describes how 'Each
weather-sage' records 'in his log' the amount of ozone as well as 'Cloud, mist
and fog' and suggests that since an excess or deficit of the substance are
'shown' to have effects on health, it could be the cause of the
ailments—such as the 'shagreen' character of the skin—associated
with cold weather. Concludes by considering the possibility that 'plague and
pest' and people's low spirits might be due to the sepulchrally sounding
ozone.
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 The Best Place for an Observatory Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Observatories, Astronomy, Language |
'Air Street'.
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 Thermometrical Anon Genre: | Announcement, Spoof | Subjects: | Heat, Measurement, Instruments, Meteorology, Language |
Presents a question and answer from 'PROFESSOR
TINDIAL'—a reference to
John
Tyndall
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possessed by two persons, one of whom is abusing the other', a question which
took Tindial and his assistant a long time to solve owing to the low state of
the thermometer.
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 Medical Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Treatment, Medical Practitioners, Anatomy |
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Issue 1335 (9 February 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 53–54.
 An Imaginary Queen's Speech Anon Genre: | Address, Spoof | Subjects: | Politics, Government, Animal Husbandry, Disease, Health, Medical
Practitioners, Homeopathy, Commerce, Adulteration, Crime, Metrology,
Measurement, Accidents, Mining, Industry, Manufactories |
Addressed to members of the
Houses of Parliament
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speaker rejoices in the 'disappearance of the Cattle Plague', discusses fears
of the outbreak of a further 'Fenian plague', and notes the 'difficulties' that
her 'Constitutional advisers—my State Doctors'—have regarding
reform. She also lists a number of subjects on which she hopes parliament will
pass legislation. These include 'the prevention of lawless disregard of life
through the neglect of easy precautions against disease', the 'improvement of
the condition of my poorer subjects, especially the old and the sick in parish
and union workhouses', 'the adoption of stringent measures against delusive,
extravagant, and fraudulent public companies', 'the summary punishment of
dishonest tradesmen who cheat the poor with false weights and measures, and
poison them with adulterated food', 'the prevention of fatal accidents' in
'neglected' streets and in mines and other 'scenes of dangerous labour', and
the 'diminution of drunkenness and destruction of infant life'.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 54.
 Surgical Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Surgery, Medical Treatment |
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Punch, 52 (1867), 59.
 Anti-Bruin Legislation Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Hunting |
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Punch, 52 (1867), 59.
 An Arithmetical Demonstration Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Mathematics, Politics, Measurement |
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Punch, 52 (1867), 61.
 Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side
Interval)
[28/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive
Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt
Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt
Boodels and Frasers.
Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from
Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75
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Burnand, Sir Francis Cowley
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Charles Green,
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Royal Polytechnic Institution
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Burnand 1868
Burnand, Francis
Cowley 1868. Happy Thoughts, London: Bradbury, Evans &
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Issue 1336 (16 February 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 63–64.
 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature—Poetry; Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Agriculture, Animal Husbandry, Disease,
Railways, Transport, Commerce, Charlatanry, Class, Hospitals, Mental
Illness |
Begins with a poem based on
Queen
Victoria's
Victoria, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great
Britain and Ireland, and Empress of India
(1819–1901)
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notes Britain's successful campaigns against the Indian famine and the cattle
plague, and points out that 'Insolvent Railways' and 'the London sick and other
poor' look to Parliament 'for cure'. (63) Moving to its usual summary of
parliamentary proceedings, notes
Gathorne
Gathorne-Hardy's
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(1814–1906)
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London 'pauper lunatics, very young children, and sick', by building new
hospitals and asylums.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 65.
 Dental Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Treatment, Music |
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 Giving them Pepper Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Adulteration, Nutrition, Analytical Chemistry | Publications cited: |
Hassall 1857
Hassall, Arthur
Hill 1857. Adulterations Detected, or, Plain Instructions for the
Discovery of Frauds in Food and Medicine, London: Longman, Brown, Green,
Longmans, and Roberts
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 What I Thought on Seeing the Lions Anon
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 The Great Medicine-Man (A New Canto of
Hia-Watha
Hiawatha, Chief
(fl. 1570)
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Treatment, Race, Quackery, Magic, Ethnology |
A response to
Benjamin
Disraeli's
Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield
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House of
Commons
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the cabinet of
Edward G G S
Stanley (14th Earl of Derby)
Stanley, Edward George Geoffrey Smith, 14th
Earl of Derby
(1799–1869)
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tribe called the 'Tor-ì-has', describes the meeting of the chiefs at the
'secret Lodge of Dow-nin [Downing Street]' where 'LOR-DER-BEE
[Derby]', 'Kau-ka-syun DEE-ZE [an allusion to Disraeli and his
Jewish ancestry], foremost of the medicine-men, the Magicians' and other
important figures ponder their mission to 'Weave the charm of the Re-for-mahs',
despite protests from anti-Tory Reform agitators outside their lodge. Disraeli
wonders whether his tribe can 'Fix the wonder-working Franch-ees, / That shall
cure the people's ailments, / Give to all what they're in want of, / Wit,
wisdom, work and wages'. Describes how 'WILL-YOU-IT, called
the Glad Stone' and 'JON-à-WO-BUN [John Bull]' and
'wonder-working Fran-chees' were ambushed 'in Adullam' by several individuals
including 'Bright the Big Tongue', who eventually drove them from 'the secret
Lodge of Down-nin'. This is a reference to
John Bright
Bright, John
(1811–89)
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'Whig 'Adullamite' opposition to
William E
Gladstone's
Gladstone, William Ewart
(1809–98)
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eventually led to the downfall of the Liberal administration. Goes on to
describe Disraeli's lament at the divisions within his tribe and his resolution
to 'deal with the Re-for-mahs', to 'make a mighty med-cine' from the 'med-cine
bag of Mo-shun', to secure the 'glory [...] Of the fixing of the Franch-ees, /
In the Wig-wam of West-min-stah', and to 'Keep the secret Lodge of Down-nin'.
Continues by noting how 'the med'cine maker' led a procession of
'Tor-ì-has' braves to 'West-min-stah' where they stood against Bright,
and 'WILL-YOU-IT, called the Glad Stone'. Turns to the
controlled speech of the 'med'cine maker', who put forward his 'medicine bag of
Mo-shuns' with one hand and a 'Peace-pipe' in the other, and then 'chaunted'
'his med'cine music', 'blew his cloud of vapour', announced that 'the war was
ended, / 'Twixt Tor-ì-has and Re-for-mahs', and urged cooperation
between the two sides for shaping Reform. Concludes by describing the amazement
of the warriors who heard the 'med-cine-man', and their feeling that 'All is
bosh and all is bunkum; / He is but a med'cine-maker, / And his medicine
moonshine'.
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 Scientific Intelligence Anon Genre: | Announcement, Spoof | Subjects: | Medical Practitioners, Societies, Anatomy, Politics,
Government |
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 Botany for Fenian Boys Anon Genre: | Reportage, Spoof | Relevant illustrations: | wdct. | Subjects: | Politics, Zoology, Botany, Taxonomy, Narcotics, Mental Illness,
Medical Treatment, Crime |
The initial letter of the article forms part of an illustration showing
several Fenians as bats, sporting large black wings and their usual hats. The
text describes a lecture given in Chester by 'PROFESSOR
VINEGAR', the geographical reference identifying this as a
response to the recent (13 February) failed attempt by Fenians to seize
Chester. The lecturer describes to his audience, who consist mainly of Fenians,
the various species of a plant 'of the natural order Cannibinaceae'. He
points out that this includes two genera, Cannabis and Humulus,
and tells his audience that they are undoubtedly familiar with the latter
genus, since its chief species is the hop plant. The lecturer then details the
properties of Cannabis sativa or hemp, noting that it not only has
narcotic properties when taken internally but, when 'twisted into rope' and
applied externally, can be used to suppress 'those disorders in the body
politic that come under the name of insurrection'. The application of a hemp
ligature around the neck of the patient exercises 'a beneficial influence on
others', he adds, and warns his audience that if they continue along their
present 'road to rebellion', John Bull will hang some of them.
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 To Medical Students Anon Genre: | Instructions, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, War |
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Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 83.
 Fool Britannia! Anon Genre: | Song, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Military Technology, Steamships, War, Nationalism,
Commerce |
Sung to the tune of 'Rule Britannia', the song laments the sorry condition
of the
Royal Navy's
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fact that 'Old ships are tinkered up for new, / And then sent forth upon the
main'. Wonders, 'When shall our ships be good and sound', and blames the
present situation on 'Mismanagement and jobbery'. The chorus accuses Britons of
being 'Routine's slaves'.
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 Love v. Little-Go Captore Amore
Amore, Captus
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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The initial letter forms part of an illustration showing a student at his
writing desk. Above him rises the smoke from his pipe and beneath him lie
scraps of paper—evidently drafts of his love letter. In the text, the
author tells his beloved that his second attempt at the 'Little-go' examination
at the
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imminent and that she is a 'sad hindrance' to his 'studies for this dreadful
examination'. The rest of the letter reveals the difficulty the author has in
keeping his mind off his beloved and his interpretation of course texts in
terms of his love affair. For example, he notes, 'In my
Euclid
Euclid
(fl. 295 BC)
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is my "problem", your love my "Theorem", and that you should ever prove
faithless to me my "reductio ad absurdam"'. Similarly, he tells her that
she is 'no Vulgar Fraction', but the 'sum total' of his existence.
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 Suppliants in Southwark Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Measurement, Charlatanry, Crime, Government, Commerce |
Discusses a petition brought to the
House of
Commons
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reformation of the 'arbitrary and unjust mode of inspecting weights and
measures'. Suggests that it will only grant some of the wishes of the
petitioners. Believes that it would be quite willing to meet the petitioners'
request for a 'searching investigation' of the subject with a view to 'amending
the law that the standard may be kept correctly thereto', and for magistrates
to 'dismiss trivial complaints where no fraud or injustice is committed or
intended'. Warns, however, that the petitioners will not be successful in their
call for 'informers, and persons otherwise enforcing the law' to be given the
power to penalise those who use fraudulent scales, weights, and measures.
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 A Block on the Line Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Controversy, Railways, Transport |
Exploiting an analogy between the Reform Bill and a railway locomotive, the
poet begins by lamenting the fact that the 'five-million-horse-power [a
possible reference to the adult male population of England and Wales] Engine /
Called "Reform" is off the rails' and describing the way this is hindering
oncoming trains and sparking 'bad language' between those engineers [the
statesmen] trying to rectify the situation. Proceeds to criticize these
disputes and urges statesmen to pull together. Points out that it is better for
the locomotive to 'blow off' large quantities of steam rather than 'blow up'.
Urges the railway engineers who talk about 'schemes and skills' to 'work, or
else your chalks be walking' and to stop wasting time 'in squabble sore'.
Concludes by giving each of the engineers—identified as
John Russell (1st Earl
Russell)
Russell, Lord John, 1st Earl Russell
(1792–1878)
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John Bright
Bright, John
(1811–89)
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Robert Lowe
Lowe, Robert, 1st Viscount Sherbrooke
(1811–92)
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William E
Gladstone
Gladstone, William Ewart
(1809–98)
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Benjamin
Disraeli
Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield
(1804–81)
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tracks.
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 A Block on the Line J T, pseud.
[John Tenniel]
Tenniel, Sir John
(1820–1914)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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[John Tenniel]
Tenniel, Sir John
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Politics, Government, Railways, Transport, Engineering,
Accidents |
Following
Anon, 'A Block on the Line', Punch, 52 (1867), 86, this shows a group of statesmen
–—John Russell
(1st Earl Russell)
Russell, Lord John, 1st Earl Russell
(1792–1878)
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John Bright
Bright, John
(1811–89)
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Robert Lowe
Lowe, Robert, 1st Viscount Sherbrooke
(1811–92)
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William E
Gladstone
Gladstone, William Ewart
(1809–98)
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Benjamin
Disraeli
Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield
(1804–81)
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locomotive labelled 'Reform' which has come off its rails. The superintendent,
John Bull, stands before them all and complains that he 'must have the rail
cleared', which prompts the engineers to squabble over who is best suited to
save the situation.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 89.
 A Sweet Thing in Chignons Anon Genre: | Drama, Drollery | Subjects: | Microscopy, Instruments, Botany, Entomology, Disease, Parasitology,
Amusement |
Consists of a dialogue between Uncle Teazle and Fanny. Begins with Teazle
giving his niece a microscope with which he hopes she will study botany and
entomology. He emphasises that 'Science is fashionable now' and after providing
his grateful niece with a definition of entomology, suggests that she uses her
microscope to examine the mites in cheese. Their dialogue shifts to the subject
of chignons, which prompts Teazle to suggest that his niece use the microscope
to 'quiz' her chignon and look for gregarines (a form of parasite) in it. Fanny
challenges her uncle's entomological definition of parasites, believing them to
be people who 'frequent rich tables', but is then told by Teazle of
Eduard von
Lindemann's
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then tells his alarmed niece of the robust nature of these parasites and how
they infest chignons and ball-rooms. The dialogue concludes with Fanny refusing
to conduct a microscopic examination of the gregarines and her uncle urging her
to wear a bank-note on her head rather than a chignon.
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Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 93.
 Ratiocination Charles S Keene, pseud.
[Charles S Keene]
Keene, Charles Samuel
(1823–91)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Illustration, Drollery | Relevant illustrations: | wdct. | Illustrators: | Charles S Keene
Keene, Charles Samuel
(1823–91)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Pharmaceuticals, Chemistry, Class |
Shows a chemist and druggist's shop into which a ''Spectable Mechanic', who
looks far from respectable, has wandered. He asks the proprietor for 'Pen'th
'Nailsh!' and is then asked to leave the shop by the proprietor who points out
that he has not got any nails. The mechanic retorts: 'Wha' d' yer scrash y'r
'ead wi' then, gov'n'r?'.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 93.
 The Eclipse of the Sun, On Wednesday, March 6, 1867 Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Astronomy, Physics, Light, Instruments, Observation, Politics,
Superstition, Prognostication |
Begins by noting that some leading statesmen rose early on the morning of 6
March to see the eclipse of the sun. Insists that those who fail to wash and
carry out 'ablutions' in order to see such an event are 'not fit' to see it at
all. Notes that
William E
Gladstone
Gladstone, William Ewart
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Benjamin
Disraeli
Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield
(1804–81)
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those that obscured the eclipse. Notes that 'In the times of old' when 'party
leaders' knew no science, the eclipse would have been 'regarded as an omen of
office lost and won, / In the battle of Reform', but adds that now 'your
statesman only reads / To discover the corona, rose-flames, and
"BAILY'S
Baily, Francis
(1774–1844)
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 Controversial Shillelaghs Abraham Brown
Brown, Abraham
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Controversy, Charlatanry, Methodology, Chemistry, Astronomy,
Mathematics, Phrenology, Mesmerism, Spiritualism, Astrology, Religion,
Religious Authority, Controversy, Belief, Faith |
Begins by noting the 'wonder, pity, and contempt' with which such
philosophers as
John Tyndall
Tyndall, John
(1820–93)
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John F W
Herschel
Herschel, Sir John Frederick William
(1792–1871)
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Augustus De
Morgan
De Morgan, Augustus
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delusions. Contrasts this to the aggressive way in which 'MR.
BUMPASS, the phrenologist, MR.
COLNEY, the mesmerist, MR.
HATCH, the spiritualist, and MR.
ZADKIEL [an allusion to
Richard J
Morrison
Morrison, Richard James ('Zadkiel')
(1795–1874)
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hobbies', each one calling his attackers 'FARADAYS
Faraday, Michael
(1791–1867)
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BREWSTERS
Brewster, Sir David
(1781–1868)
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Asks Mr Punch to ask
Henry E
Manning
Manning, Henry Edward
(1808–92)
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attackers of a 'Protestant lecturer at Wolverhampton' would fit and to explain
why 'cultivators of such sciences as astronomy and chemistry' as well as
geologists and medical practitioners do not abuse their abusers, whereas the
'votaries of phrenology, mesmerism, spiritualism, and the like, are generally
exasperated by opposition'. Argues that the reason for this difference is that
'the former feel quite sure that they are in the right and the latter do not'
and denies that those who believe 'in the marvellous' are 'not entirely
satisfied of its truth'. Concludes by pointing out that those who abuse
somebody for his religion have shaky grounds for their own faith.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 96.
 "Old King Cole" Anon
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Issue 1340 (16 March 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 103.
 Even-Handed Justice in the House of Commons Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Surgery, Disease, Medical Treatment,
Vaccination |
Reviewing the 'intentions of the Government' regarding parliamentary reform,
notes that several boroughs (including Great Yarmouth and Totnes) are to be
disenfranchised or 'cut off from the Borough-body, as members so utterly
rotten, that, being past cure, they admit of no treatment but amputation'.
Notes that Mr Punch would like this treatment to be applied to other rotten
boroughs, although he thinks this might lead to the borough-body being left
with 'very few limbs at all'. Proceeds to consider whether this treatment
should be 'dealt out' to those corrupt politicians who have 'inoculated' their
constituencies with 'plague' and made them rotten.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 104–05.
 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Politics, Railways, Transport, Telegraphy, Government |
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 Substitutes for Profane Swearing. Adapted to Various Sorts and
Conditions of Men Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Practitioners, Engineers, Language |
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 The Electric Medal Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Telegraphy, Engineering, Technology, Manufactories, Discovery,
Heroism, Patronage, Nationalism |
Relishes news that
Cyrus W Field
Field, Cyrus West
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been awarded a medal from the 'American
Parliament
Congress, United States
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and the States'. While stating that Punch would be the last to deny that
'alone FIELD did it', the writer implicity questions Field's
role by sarcastically suggesting that he 'invented electricity, and telegraphy'
and 'perfected the Cable which is now laid', as well as single-handedly
building the paying-out machinery, launching the
Great
Eastern
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that 'the most modest space' on Field's medal should bear the names of
Frederick N
Gisborne
Gisborne, Frederick Newton
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Richard A
Glass
Glass, Sir Richard Atwood
(1820–73)
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George Elliot
Elliot, Sir George, 1st Baronet
(1814–93)
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James Anderson
Anderson, Sir James
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and
Samuel
Canning
Canning, Sir Samuel
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 A Very Legitimate Indignation Meeting Anon Genre: | Proceedings, Spoof | Subjects: | Animal Behaviour, Transport, Steam-power, Engineering, Cultural
Geography, Politics |
Describes a meeting of 'representative horses employed in and about the
Metropolis' held at the
Agricultural Hall, Islington
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After recounting his experiences as a racehorse, the 'Chairman' of the meeting
(the oldest cab-horse in London) describes the object as being to protest
against the 'leg, back, and heart-breaking business' of walking over 'rough
granite on roads' in order to grind the material into
Macadam
McAdam, John Loudon
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this practice as 'dangerous, cruel, and unnecessary' is heartily supported by
two horses who offer their pitiful accounts of the suffering they endured and
urge that Britain should follow France in using steam-rollers to crush the road
materials. The second resolution, to ask
John J R
Manners
Manners, John James Robert, 7th Duke of Rutland
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with enthusiasm'.
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Issue 1341 (23 March 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 113.
 Happy Thoughts (The Horse from
BRETT'S—Sporting—The Harriers)
[34/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive
Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt
Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt
Boodels and Frasers.
Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side
Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75
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Burnand, Sir Francis Cowley
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 A Little Word from a Little Bird A Cock Sparrow
Cock Sparrow, A
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Written from the perspective of a little sparrow, the letter-writer tells Mr
Punch of his alarm at reading an advertisement for a new West End club for
shooting sparrows and starlings. Laments that while he has recently become
engaged to another sparrow he feels that his future family will be threatened
by the activities of this club. Suggests that he might have to remain a
bachelor.
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 Pigs of Great Price Anon
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 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Class, Medical Treatment |
Notes the successful passage of
Gathorne
Gathorne-Hardy's
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 Official Changes Anon Genre: | Announcement, Spoof | Subjects: | Surgery, Railways, Transport, Astronomy |
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 Prescription for the Sick Man Anon Genre: | Recipe, Spoof | Subjects: | Medical Treatment, Pharmaceuticals |
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 Semper Paratus Punch
Punch
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View the register entry >> Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Transport, Telegraphy, Periodicals, Religious
Authority |
Dismisses the imminent engine drivers' strike as unimportant, pointing out
that 'we don't want to go out of town', 'see anybody', or receive letters, and
that 'the contents of Punch' will be telegraphed to the provincial
clergy who will spread its wisdom.
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 An Invisible Eclipse Simple Simon
Simple Simon
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Attacks 'the fellows who write Almanacks' for wrongly predicting that the
recent solar eclipse would be 'visible at Greenwich'. Describes the efforts he
made to get to One Tree Hill (near Greenwich) on time to see the event but his
disappointment that his observations were ruined by clouds. In a postscript he
notes that a French scientific colleague is writing a paper on the
impossibility of observing solar eclipses from Greenwich.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 121.
 Reform for Rogues Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Adulteration, Measurement, Commerce, Crime, Government,
Politics |
Noting the prosecution of a Swiss landowner who increased the quantity of
milk by adding water, reflects on how easy it has been for some tradesmen to
escape this kind of legal action and urges that 'Now that a Reform Bill is on
the stocks' rogues using false weights and measures and adulterating
commodities should be disenfranchised.
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 Bad Excuse Better Than None C K
Keene, Charles Samuel
(1823–91)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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Keene, Charles Samuel
(1823–91)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Periodicals, Medical Practitioners, Reading, Parasitology, Amusement,
Gender |
Shows an elderly man and his nephew relaxing in a parlour. The older man,
who is reading a newspaper, asks his nephew whether he has read 'that article
in the
Lancet
Lancet
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chignons' (a reference to
Eduard von
Lindemann's
Lindemann, Eduard von
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in this fashion accessory). His nephew, an 'Invalid Captain' from India,
clearly has, because he is appalled by the idea of 'Gwegowines' and thinks it
is now unsafe to attend church in the company of ladies.
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 Womanhood Suffrage Anon Genre: | Drama, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Practitioners, Gender, Politics |
Consists of an exchange between two women academics, Professor Podgers and
Dr Harriet Brown, on the question of the representation of women in
Parliament
Houses of Parliament
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 Punch's Physiology of Courtship—No. 2
[2/6] D M, pseud.
[George L P B Du Maurier]
Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson
(1834–96)
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Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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[George L P B Du Maurier]
Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson
(1834–96)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Gender, Physiognomy, Phrenology |
Shows a young man and woman sitting in a parlour. The man is a wealthy
aristocrat and statesman, while the woman is 'eight-and-twenty, with
£100,000'. Owing to the similarity of their 'political opinions' and the
prospect of mutual financial advantage, the man proposes marriage. Punch
observes: 'judging from the physiognomy of each, we do not think either
will be over-exacting on the score of conjugal tenderness' and, 'speaking
phrenologically', that the man will 'find two heads considerably more than
twice as good as one'.
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 A Strike of Smock Frocks (Mr. Hawcock Sings) Anon Genre: | Song, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Transport, Commerce, Class |
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Issue 1344 (13 April 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 145–46.
 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Mental Illness, Crime, Railways, Transport,
Commerce |
Notes the remarks of
Anthony A Cooper (7th
Earl of Shaftesbury)
Cooper, Anthony Ashley, 7th Earl of Shaftesbury
(formerly styled 'Lord Ashley')
(1801–85)
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criminal lunatics' and mentions a debate on the question of whether the state
should absorb the debts of railway companies (146).
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Punch, 52 (1867), 147.
 Scientific Wife-Killing Anon Genre: | Essay | Subjects: | Crime, Gender |
Compares the ease of 'wife-killing' with the difficulty of 'wife-murder'
resulting from the tendency of juries and judges to exonerate the murderer on
the grounds that it 'Sarved her right'. Considers the possibility of slowly
killing one's wife, a method that severs the 'nuptial tie' without leading to
imprisonment or heavy sentence. Believes this method 'is to administer quiet
cruelty in small doses, and to keep it up, varying the treatment, if you like,
by more energetic exhibitions of fist or stick, starvation or exposure, from
time to time'. Insists that 'Ne quid nimis should be the motto of the
uxoricide as of the physician'.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 148.
 Palaeontological Pipes Telemachus
Telemachus
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T England
England, T
(fl. 1867)
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Guardian
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Begins by explaining that geological studies have prompted him to challenge
'the popular belief' regarding the age of the earth—namely, the claim by
geologists that the planet is much older than five thousand years and that the
human species appeared on the planet long before then. Presents an extract from
a newspaper describing the controversy between
James Hall
Hall, James, Jr
(1811–98)
DSB
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Edward Maguire
Maguire, Edward
(fl. 1867)
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over the age of some bones exhumed in New York State: Hall argues that the
bones were from a Mastodon 25,604 years old, whereas Maguire insists that the
bones were from a 'menagerie elephant' that died forty years previously. This
shatters the letter writer's faith in evidence for the 'high antiquity' of the
earth and humans, and he proceeds to note reports of smoking-pipes found among
the remains of 'extinct organisations'. Thinks that the 'Mastodon' bones and
smoking pipes suggest that 'all manner of other pre-historic objects' might be
found which are 'indistinguishable from contemporary' ones, and that ancient
man had possessions more like our own.
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 Extremes Must Meet; or, A Bit of Practical Science J T, pseud.
[John Tenniel]
Tenniel, Sir John
(1820–1914)
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Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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[John Tenniel]
Tenniel, Sir John
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Politics, Electricity, Instruments, Physics, Scientific
Practitioners |
Shows Professor D—r—i (Benjamin Disraeli
Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield
(1804–81)
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standing in front of a low table on which stands a large Leyden Jar labelled
'Reform'. Behind the professor are other instruments associated with his
electrical interests including an electrostatic generator and some cells. The
professor speaks to two experimental subjects, one of whom holds a wire
connected to the outside of the jar, the other moves his hand towards the knob
connected to the inside of the jar. The experimental subjects are dressed as
representatives of the upper and lower classes and therefore of different
points on view on the question of reform. Nonetheless, the professor urges them
to 'complete the circle, positive and negative must join hands', a satire on
Disraeli's belief that his reform measures depend on collaboration between the
extremists on this question.
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Issue 1345 (20 April 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 155.
 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Railways, Transport, Commerce,
Charlatanry |
Notes
Samuel M Peto's
Peto, Sir Samuel Morton
(1809–89)
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proposal for a select committee to examine the 'entire history' of the
London, Chatham, and Dover
Railway Company
London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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Benjamin
Disraeli
Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield
(1804–81)
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William E
Gladstone
Gladstone, William Ewart
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whitewashing railway people'.
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 Canzonet on Cosmetics (Dedicated to Erasmus Wilson) Anon Genre: | Song, Drollery | Subjects: | Health, Disease, Pharmaceuticals |
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Issue 1346 (27 April 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 167.
 Some More Things Not Exhibited at the Paris Exhibition Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Exhibitions, Nationalism, Commerce, Manufactories, Transport,
Steam-power, Light, Horticulture, Invention |
Notes that some people have not attended the
Exposition Universelle
(1867), Paris
Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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left empty' owing to the difficulty that some nations have faced in
transporting their goods. Boasts that 'England on the whole looks very well in
the gasometer [a reference to the shape of the exhibition building]' and that
the
Punch
Punch
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vast crowd of admirers'. Laments several omissions in the catalogue and lists
some of them. These include 'A specimen of roadway,
macadam
McAdam, John Loudon
(1756–1836)
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using costly-carriage wheels in lieu of cheap steam-rollers', and 'Half a dozen
patent sunbeams' extracted from cucumbers.
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 A Little Light Upon the Gas Reform Bill Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Light, Industry, Commerce, Chemistry, |
Begins by emphasising Mr Punch's desire 'to see the best gas supplied at the
least price that can possibly be charged for it' and noting that given that
making 'bottled sunshine is all moonshine', gas is 'the cheapest light'.
Proceeds to describe how this 'necessity of life' has been debated in the
House of
Commons
House of Commons
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for reducing the price and regulating the quality of gas. Discusses a report in
The Times
The Times
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the parliamentary discussion which suggests that the new bill would mean
reducing the dividends allowed to gas companies and thus breaching the contract
between
Parliament
Houses of Parliament
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companies. Shares The Times's angry view that the bill would mean the
depreciation of investments in the company without compensation, and thus an
'Act of confiscation' by the government.
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 Householders who "Compound" Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Domestic Economy, Pharmaceuticals |
'Druggists'.
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 Paris Commissioners Reading the Official Catalogue E G, pseud.
[Ernest Griset]
Griset, Ernest Henry
(1844–1907)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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[Ernest Griset]
Griset, Ernest Henry
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Exhibitions, Reading |
Shows five commissioners of the
Exposition Universelle
(1867), Paris
Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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asleep out of boredom with the exhibition catalogue, but the commissioner at
the head of the table continues reading it avidly.
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 Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)
[39/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive
Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt
Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt
Boodels and Frasers.
Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side
Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from
Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113
Close [Francis C Burnand]
Burnand, Sir Francis Cowley
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 To Lydia. Impromptu Complimentary on Seeing Her New India-Rubber
Ear Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Anatomy, Invention, Gender, Politics |
This considers Lydia's 'mimic ear / Cast in caoutchouc so queer', which will
'feel no nipping breezes', and which will mean that she will turn 'A cold deaf
ear' to her lover. This may refer to the female suffragist
Lydia E Becker
Becker, Lydia Ernestine
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who first came to public prominence in March 1867.
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 A Prescription (Suggested by the Easter Monday Review at
Dover) Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | Disease, Medical Treatment, Military Technology, Cultural
Geography |
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 A Recollection of the Zoological Gardens Ernest Griset
Griset, Ernest Henry
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Zoological Gardens, Amusement, Animal Behaviour |
Shows a pool in the
Zoological Society Gardens
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In the middle of the pool is a wooden platform on which stands a man feeding a
fish to a seal, while around the edge of the pool are railings behind which
crowds peer in at the spectacle. In the top left and right hand corners of the
illustration are other recollections including camel rides and performing
bears.
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 A Property of Caoutchouc Anon
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 A Joke of the First Water Anon
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Issue 1348 (11 May 1867) | Expand
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 The Temperate Temperance League Anon
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 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Transport, Accidents, Government |
Notes several speeches on 'Communication between Railway Passengers and
Guards' and praises
Henry B
Sheridan
Sheridan, Henry Brinsley
(1820–1906)
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the necessary arrangements', although it notes the government's opposition to
the bill, including
Stephen Cave's
Cave, Sir Stephen
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claim that making directors take care of their customers would be a 'personal
insult'. Observes that Mr Punch means to 'insult them [the directors] a little
more'.
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 The Strike of Army Surgeons. Concession of the Employers Anon
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 The Botany of the Chignon (Exclusive of the Daucus Cartota) Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Botany, Amusement, Parasitology, Periodicals |
Begins by describing the physical characteristics of the chignon and then
discusses an advertisement for a work on 'The Chignon Fungus' in
Hardwicke's Science Gossip
Hardwicke's Science Gossip: A Monthly Medium of Interchange and
Gossip for Students and Lovers of Nature
(1865–93)
Science Gossip: An Illustrated Monthly Record of Nature and
Country-Lore
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(Fox 1867
Fox, William
Tilbury 1867. 'The Chignon Fungus', Hardwicke's Science Gossip:
An Illustrated Medium of Interchange and Gossip for Students and Lovers of
Nature, 3, 106–110
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credibility of
Robert
Hardwicke
Hardwicke, Robert
(1822–75)
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chignon is like the earth in that it is globular and 'teems with life'. Goes on
to emphasise the 'philosophic foreign naturalist' (Eduard von
Lindemann
Lindemann, Eduard von
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chignon, and
William T Fox's
Fox, William Tilbury
(1836–79)
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'vegetable structures'—notably chignon fungus—in this fashion
accessory. Concludes by explaining allusions to these organisms in poetry.
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 A Parody Upon a Parasite Anon Genre: | Song, Drollery | Subjects: | Parasitology, Amusement, Human Development, Microscopy, Class,
Cultural Geography |
Sung to the tune of 'The Ivy Green', this begins by describing the snug and
'dainty' habitation provided by chignons for gregarine parasites, species that
are 'save by a microscope, seen' and which, as the chorus chants, creep 'where
'tis not quite clean'. Goes on to note how such parasites move between
different heads—from the 'skull of a serf' in a 'foul-smelling Russian
back-slum' to the head of an 'English beauty'—and 'tho' lowly his birth',
the parasite gains 'a free entrance [...] To the highest society here' where he
sleeps in the chignon until woken during a dance.
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Issue 1349 (18 May 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 207.
 Do You Want A New Dress? Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Utilitarianism, Health, Gender, Industry, Pollution, Disease,
Amusement |
Describes the repugnance of the 'philosopher' to a 'lovely woman' 'enslaved'
in a 'fashionable dress', on realizing that the dress had been made by 'a poor
needlewoman' working in unhealthy conditions. Outlines one way in which these
'sad thoughts' can be dissipated—the 'Bright, clean, airy workrooms' of a
London dressmakers'. Urges husbands to buy dresses for their wives from this
firm unless the 'lady is certain that her own milliner has been equally careful
of the health and comfort of her own workpeople'.
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 The Blue Riband of the Turk (A Romance of Horseflesh) Anon
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 Dissecting Room,
Zoological Society
Zoological Society of London —Gardens
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Zoological Gardens, Zoology, Dissection, Scientific
Practitioners |
An ironic representation of a 'dissecting room' in which 'Scientific
Celebrities' take the 'Cast of a Whale'. Far from showing a hygienic dissecting
room and orderly scientific practitioners, this illustration shows several
labourers cleaning a stranded whale with brooms and mops.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 220.
 The Enfranchisement of Persons (A Lecture Delivered at an Institute,
by PROFESSOR BARNOWL) Anon Genre: | Address, Spoof | Subjects: | Gender, Politics, Psychology, Instinct, Reason, Physiology,
Mathematics, Nutrition, Chemistry, Methodology |
Opposes the enfranchisement of women by challenging the arguments of
John S Mill
Mill, John Stuart
(1806–73)
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that women have the qualities to make them 'free and independent' voters.
Denies that women are 'endowed with reason' and insists that they are 'actuated
by instinct', blindly driven by fashion, and governed by the heart—'a
muscle of involuntary motion' that 'pulsates under the influence of a part of
the nervous system distinct from that through which other muscles are moved and
controlled'. Argues that since 'cookery is a rational art', women only make
'good executive cooks' while men alone can act as the 'head-cook', and adds
that 'There are female mathematicians—they are very few; but perhaps a
female mathematician is less rare than a female chef'. Continuing the
culinary theme, Barnowl explains to his audience that while a woman may
obediently 'boil a round of beef [...] after the manner prescribed by
LIEBIG
Liebig, Justus von
(1803–73)
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'apprehend the principle of the process'. Concludes by conceding that there are
undeniably some women 'endowed with reason' but that since 'the rational
faculty [...] remains undeveloped' in women, they are 'unfitted to exercise
political functions'.
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Issue 1351 (1 June 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 222.
 The Compound Publican's Chemistry Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Adulteration, Crime, Chemistry, Temperance |
Discusses a report of the trial of a tradesman who was charged with 'having
sold to a publican a quantity of treacle or saccharine matter to be used in the
adulteration of beer', and describes some of the dubious substances with which
the tradesman adulterate spirits.
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 The Mystery of the Derby Dog Anon
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Issue 1352 (8 June 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 231.
 Charitable Waste-Paper Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Class, Hospitals, Utilitarianism, Morality, Periodicals,
Reading |
Supports a proposal made in the
Pall Mall
Gazette
Pall Mall Gazette
(1865–1900+)
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newspapers' to save them for 'our hospitals and workhouses', where they may
'lighten many a heavy hour spent on the sick bed of a hospital' or in prison or
a workhouse. Explains how people could donate parcels of such reading matter
each month, and anticipates the 'treasure' that Punch would be in a
hospital.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 231.
 Supper for a Snake Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Zoological Gardens, Zoology, Cruelty |
Notes that the managers of the
Zoological Society Gardens
Zoological Society of London —Gardens
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have been accused of cruelty by allowing the python to 'swallow rabbits alive',
and suggests that they might 'feed the reptile in public without offence if
they were to give it a Welsh rabbit'.
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 A Peabody on the Turf Anon
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 Liquefaction Without Contact Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Supernaturalism, Miracle, Chemistry, Heat, Physiology,
Experiment |
Insists that 'There exists no record of any supernatural occurrence which,
having been investigated, was publicly attested by competent observers'.
Discusses an extract from a report in the
Tablet
Tablet
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recent alleged liquefaction of a sample of the blood of
St
Januarius
Januarius, Saint (or San Gennaro)
(d. c. 305)
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the regularity of this occurrence, suggests two ways to demonstrate that the
phenomenon is miraculous. First, that on the day of the alleged miracle, the
vessel containing the blood should be maintained at 32ºF and that if the
blood still melts while being watched by a 'committee of chemists' it can be
declared a miracle. Second, that if the blood does not melt when heated to
212ºF (the temperature at which water boils) then the miracle is more
likely to have happened. Warns, however, that the latter would need to be
confirmed by showing that the blood (guarded against tampering) could melt 'by
any other means than a heat higher than that of boiling water'.
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 Two Different Stories Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Military Technology, Religious Authority, Religion |
Discusses an article in the
Tablet
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how a 'French nobleman' has presented the pontifical government with fifty
thousand Francs for 'breech-loaders'. Noting the 'divers breech-loading
rifles', wonders which variety will be adopted by
Pope Pius IX
Pius IX, Pope
(1792–1878)
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suggesting that he will have 'an arm of infallible precision' rather than an
Enfield 'converted to Popery'.
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Punch, 52 (1867), [235].
 The Mad-Doctor J T, pseud.
[John Tenniel]
Tenniel, Sir John
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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[John Tenniel]
Tenniel, Sir John
(1820–1914)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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A reference to the prosecution of the Fenian soldier
Ricard O'Sullivan
Burke
Burke, Ricard O'Sullivan
(1838–1922)
Lynch and O'Donoghue
1999
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rather than being hanged. The illustration shows Dr Bull standing outside the
gates of the prison, whilst talking to the allegorical figure of Ireland,
Hibernia. On the left, the prisoner in chains (Burke) stands by a guarded
prison door, awaiting the decision of Dr Bull, who tells Hibernia that he will
not adopt her suggestion of beheading the prisoner but will 'just crop him, and
shave him, and take good care that he does no more mischief'.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 238.
 Sport (?) C K
Keene, Charles Samuel
(1823–91)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
Cassell
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Keene, Charles Samuel
(1823–91)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
Cassell
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Hunting, Ornithology, Class, Cruelty |
On the left, members of the 'Upper Class' are seen standing in a field, with
one of them shooting a pigeon. On the right members of the 'Lower Class' are
seen shooting a gull from a rowing boat at sea. The title of the illustration
questions whether the aristocratic form of hunting is any more legitimate than
that practised by the lower classes.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 238–39.
 Poor Pigeons and Gulls! Popjoy
Popjoy
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Hunting, Cruelty, Ornithology, Morality, Class, Government |
Similar to
Charles S Keene, 'Sport (?)', Punch, 52 (1867), 238, this begins with an appraisal of
the activities of the
Gun Club
Gun Club
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aristocratic members take pleasure in injuring and crippling pigeons and whose
inhumane activities are defended as a 'purer sport' than other forms of
game-hunting which only 'slaughters for the table'. Proceeds with a defence of
the sport of 'gull-shooting' which involves working-class people massacring
'birds in comfort'. (238) Presents an account of these activities as recited by
a Cockney poacher who takes considerable pleasure in killing so many birds.
Concludes by suggesting that the Gun Club should admit the lower-class people
who practice gull-shooting, and that the statesmen who belong to this club
should also legalise 'cock-fighting and dog-fighting' because 'the lower
orders, as soon as they are represented in
Parliament
Houses of Parliament
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higher [classes] on an equality with themselves by constituting pigeon-shooting
unlawful on the score of cruelty' (239).
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Punch, 52 (1867), 239.
 A Nice Look Out for Fox-Hunters Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Hunting, Crime |
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Issue 1353 (15 June 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 241.
 An Oracle Advertised Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Spiritualism, Astronomy, Psychology, Philosophy |
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Punch, 52 (1867), 244.
 Victoria Park in Peril Silenus
Silenus
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Environmentalism, Industry, Manufactories, Health, Disease, Human
Development, Race, Animal Behaviour, Zoology, Degeneration |
Begins by suggesting that some lines from
Milton 1667
Milton, John
1667. Paradise Lost. A Poem: In Ten Books, London: Peter Parker [and 2
others]
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fall of the Devil, the 'architect of Pandemonium', from paradise) or some other
'warning to the same purpose' should be 'planted at convenient intervals around
Victoria Park
Victoria Park, Hackney
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in order to stop new buildings being erected on it by 'the building and
money-grubbing demon'. Reminds Mr Punch that although the attempt to build a
gasworks on the park was foiled, the demon is trying to perpetuate an
'abomination' in the park as he has done in other green spaces. Laments that a
Londoner will soon have nowhere to go for a 'constitutional walk' by which he
can 'refresh his soul as well as his body' and will only be able to enjoy this
luxury by travelling to it by railway. Agrees that 'it is very sentimental to
care for the preservation of landscapes' but that sentiment can also be applied
to money. Insists that 'immaterial utility' is as valid a notion as 'Material
utility' and wonders what 'Englishmen' will become when they can no longer
enjoy the landscapes that have made their character. Considering the link
between the growing population and encroachment of buildings, relishes the
stationary population in France and advocates emigration as a solution to the
problem. Fears that unless this is done 'posterity will all be turned to apes,
with foreheads villanous low, or else to a sort of human pig, having oblique
eyes like Chinamen', and that 'the day of degeneration' will be witnessed.
Concludes by upholding the need to save the park.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 250.
 Invisible Musicians Vorax
Vorax
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View the register entry >> Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Music, Exhibitions, Sound, Instruments, Supernaturalism, Spiritualism,
Charlatanry | Publications cited: |
Spiritual
Magazine
Spiritual Magazine
(1860–77)
Waterloo
Directory
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Begins by wondering what 'the
FARADAYS
Faraday, Michael
(1791–1867)
DSB
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BREWSTERS
Brewster, Sir David
(1781–1868)
DSB
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make of a
Morning
Post
Morning Post and Daily Advertising Pamphlet
(1772–1900+)
Waterloo Directory
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the
Exposition Universelle
(1867)
Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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aforementioned scientists would attribute this phenomenon to the 'touch or
breath of some unseen attendant or passer-by', but points out that the author
of the report could find no such person after a diligent search. Suggests that
the music was performed by the 'spirit' of 'some great composer', in contrast
to the 'spirits of minstrels' who perform at the seances of
William H H
Davenport
Davenport, William Henry Harrison
(1841–77)
WBI
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Ira E
Davenport
Davenport, Ira Erastus
(1839–1911)
WBI
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theory is the 'absence of any medium' and proceeds to describe the difficulties
currently being faced by the Davenport brothers in Russia.
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Issue 1354 (22 June 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 254.
 The Great New Organ-Gun Colley Cribber
Cribber, Colley
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Illustration, Drollery / Letter, Spoof | Relevant illustrations: | wdct. | Illustrators: | E G, pseud.
[Ernest Griset]
Griset, Ernest Henry
(1844–1907)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
Cassell
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Military Technology, Exhibitions, Force, Dynamics, Music, Instruments,
Amusement, Invention |
The illustration shows two large guns on miniature steam engines. The guns
possess large barrels from which emerge streams of shot produced by
organ-grinders who are cranking large wheels attached to the gun barrels. The
letter begins by explaining the accompanying illustration, which shows a 'big
gun' that the author has invented and which he wished he had displayed at the
Exposition Universelle
(1867), Paris
Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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'articles of war'. Explains that his weapon was anticipated by another shown to
Emperor
Napoleon III
Napoleon III, Emperor of France (originally
Louis Napoléon (Charles Louis Napoléon Bonaparte))
(1808–73)
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View the register entry >> and that it propels its shots by centrifugal force: by
turning a large crank, he claims he can achieve the same results as 'half-a-ton
of gunpowder', but that owing to its small weight, it will be suitable for
'light artillery'. Boasts that his gun also fires without making any smoke or
much noise. This will afford employment for organ-grinders who could attach a
barrel-organ to his gun and turn it into a gun-barrel-organ, an instrument that
could fire shot and a cacophony of tunes to thwart the enemy.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 255.
 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Military Technology, Steamships, Commerce,
Vaccination, Medical Treatment, Death, Quackery |
Notes a 'thundering debate on the Great Ordnance' in which
Henry J
Baillie
Baillie, Henry James
(1804–85)
WBI
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Armstrong, Sir William George, Baron
Armstrong of Cragside
(1810–1900)
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reasons' and was a failure, before denouncing other guns. Punch wonders
'where the truth lies' in this debate. Notes the progress of the 'Compulsory
Vaccination Bill' through 'Committee', and
Robert
Montagu's
Montagu, Lord Robert
(1825–1902)
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has risen from '4,000 to between 6 and 7,000 a year'. Insists that this
justifies Punch's attack on those 'Quacks' who rail against 'the
semi-miraculous preventive'
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Punch, 52 (1867), 261.
 Scientific Courtship (PROFESSOR Sings) Anon Genre: | Song, Drollery | Subjects: | Zoological Gardens, Zoology, Taxonomy, Nutrition, Animal
Behaviour |
A serenade sung by a professor to his beloved in a zoological garden. He
notes that while they both have fangs 'named canine', which ally humans 'to the
carnivora', they eat 'all varieties of food' and so both he, his beloved, and
'the piggywiggies' are omnivorous.
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Punch, 52 (1867), 261.
 Great Flight of Locusts Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Religious Authority, Natural History, Animal Behaviour |
Reports on a 'great number of locusts seen about Rome'. Denominated 'L.
clericalis', these are evidently Catholic clergymen, and are described as
having 'long, black, grey, or brown envelopes' and as feeding 'on the fat of
the land'.
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Issue 1355 (29 June 1867) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 52 (1867), 263.
 Virtue is its Own Reward Anon
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Punch, 52 (1867), 265.
 Bit from Birmingham Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Agriculture, Disease |
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 Beasts at the Zoo Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Zoological Gardens, Crime, Charlatanry |
Proposes that now the
Zoological Society Gardens
Zoological Society of London —Gardens
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are open to everybody on Sunday, 'somebody should do something to keep away the
nobodies' and suggests ways of deterring pickpockets and similar unscrupulous
individuals.
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